Types of People

We are soon nearing the end of the school year (finally).  Although that does mean that we are closer to summer, it also means that we are now in the world of standardized testing and teachers trying to hurry and teach material they should've in the first quarter.  Because we are in the brain dead season, I want to make you guys laugh about dumb things that we won't have to deal with soon.

Anyways, the first type of person you should be seeing around this time of year is the kid who basically stops coming.  There are many of these people at my school, including me sometimes.  I don't ditch necessarily, but if I can find any valid reason to not show up, you know I will hit that up.  Because my district thinks its okay to put 7 weeks of straight standardized testing on us in a row, I'm sure there will be more and more of these people in the near future.  Although, I shouldn't be judging them, considering I have missed school every Friday this Quarter so far.

The next type of person is the person who has a million trips planned for the summer, and has no problem sharing it.  We get it, you are spending a month in some tropical place I've never been to.  You might want to know, though, wherever you are going, there are sharks and deadly things, have fun.  While I am here, watching all seven seasons of Parks and Recreation over for the third time, you are getting eaten.  Who's the real winner now?

This next one is more of a last day of school kind of a person, but there is always one person that signs your yearbook and you have no clue why.  This is the person that you talked to once the entire year, but they still give you their number and say "We should hang out this summer!"  Or, you have my least favorite person of all, who writes, "HAGS" as in 'have a great summer'.  Just so you know, if you do this, I always look at HAGS as a signature of the person who wrote it.  I will forever see you as a hag now, but have a great summer!

(what people should write in year books credits to Youth are Awesome)

Although I can relate to all of these, I can not relate to being the person who basically just doesn't bring anything to school anymore.  Literally nothing.  I get that you think you are sticking it to the man or something, but how else are you supposed to bring food or your voodoo dolls to school (no, I do not personally have any voodoo dolls, but ya never know what your readers are into amirite)?  These people just show up expecting everyone else to "lend" them supplies that they never give back.  (RIP 99% of Mikelle's pencils)

So, as this school year ends, just remember that 1. Oprah will fall and 2. get your own freaking pencils. xoxo